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Well.... A New Year.... New Adventures.....

Looks like it's time to drum up some new business....

This Should Be...... Big New Fun.....

NOW STOP READING AND BUY SOMETHING !!

How can I get to Tokyo if you don't buy something....

Well Fine.....

O.K. Then....

What happened to Amazonia.....

TOKYO ??......

What do you mean TOKYO ??.....

...

You May Ask......

...

Do you think you can just up and go to TOKYO ??.....

Can you even speak any Japanese ??....

Do you know anyone that lives there ??....

Where will you sleep ??.....

What will you eat ??.....

Just what do you think you know about TOKYO ??.....

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NOT A THING.....

...

I May Say......

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NOT YET......

MERRY CHRISTMAS.....
BIG THANKS FOR ALL THE PRESENTS.....
HAPPY NEW YEAR......

SO........ I got a Question....

If you don't know where you are.....??

Does it matter witch way you Go....??

Best Wishes to Will & Krystine & Jaydyn

NILE RIVER CRUISE

YES... IT'S IN AFRICA

And even if you did manage to jump ship.......!!

Just where the hell would you go......???

Better stay with the Cruise .... (and 5-star buffett)......

Let's take another look at the M.S. "EL MAHROUSA"

Yes...... Quite true..... I do get some great river bank photos....

But..... Only when we are near the shore......

Now just turn the other way for a minute......

You see.... THE NILE IS A BIG RIVER........

Despite all my pretty photos..... IT IS A BIG RIVER......

On the HUGE NILE RIVER...... May 2009

Here we are...... The awesome Sundeck...... My favorite.....

Aboard the M.S. "El Mahrousa..... On the Nile.... May 2009

Yes...... That is me.... Looking dark and well burnt ......

At least my face is...... We won't talk about the top of my head....

Playing tourist in Southern Egypt..... May 2009......

Of Course..... Sometimes .... You do need some shade.....

ROUGHING IT...in the...WILDS...of...SOUTHERN EGYPT

On the M.S. "EL MAHROUSA".....

Another look at the view standing by the window in my cabin....

YES.......Yes...... It is absolutely AWESOME.... I tell you.....

My Nile River Cruise in Southern Egypt......

Aboard the "El Mahrousa" ...... May 2009

BIG NILE RIVER CRUISE CABIN VIEW FUN

Up on the Sundeck there is also great Sunroof area.....

Kinda seems like were getting closer to civilization .....

I miss Kom Ombo and Edfu Temples already......

Look !..... Another bridge on the river coming up soon.....

Hmmm...... I think I see a problem..... Do you...??

They can fold down the umbrellas and antennas again.....

But...... We just ain't going to go under that.....

Low Low bridge ahead on the Nile river..... May 2009

This time the Cruise Ship is taller than the bridge.....

Can you see a second one coming up.....

Must be locks..... To control the river level......

From many miles above the Aswan High Dam.....

On the Nile river..... May 2009.....

The view from my cabin at the crossing.....

Just for fun...... a change..... from the beautiful river scenes....

Nile river crossing in Southern Egypt......

From the M.S. "El Mahrousa"......

Nile River Cruise.... May 2009

Somewhere in Southern Egypt......

Along the Nile river.....

May 2009....

Back on the river.....

Cruising along the Nile River..... May 2009....

Nile River Valley....

NO... NO.... NO..... Get a grip.....

That is NOT a baby basket floating down the Nile......

More photos coming soon.....

So...... Why is it.....

My new Internet Explorer 8......

Refuses to run when my Norton Internet Security is ENABLED.....

Regardless of any level settings including firewall settings

O.K...... Then..... Was that 2 years or 3 years left to live then.... ???

A BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TIFFANY.... !!!!

WHAT.....???

Are you saying I still have to:

Cross the Arabian Desert.....

Find the Monastery in the High Sinai Desert.....

Climb Mount Moses by starlight.....

Find another way out of that same desert....

Reach Dahab, Hurganda, & Sharm el Sheikh alive.....

Then I can cross the Red Sea......

Find myself somewhere back in Egypt....

And still hope to make my way to Cairo....

Where I can begin a new adventure again.....

UNBELIEVABLE.......

"The things I do to keep you people entertained"

I loved every minute of my adventures in Egypt....

Next Year..... FAR FAR BIG EAST FUN

WELL ?? ... WAS GIZA GREAT OR WHAT ??

HAVE YOU SEEN THE COLOSSUS OF MEMPHIS ??

DO YOU KNOW YOUR WAY TO SAKKARA ??

WAS ABU SIMBEL BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU ???

DID YOU GET A TASTE OF PHILAE ???

CAN YOU FEEL THE KOM OMBO ??

DO YOU HAVE YOUR EDFU ??

NILE RIVER CRUISE

On the Nile River...... Somewhere south of Luxor.....

On the Nile...